Chesterfield, VirginiaEst. 2011Trips to the store: ongoing

The Weekend Fix

The house breaks. I fix it. I write down what it cost.

One guy · One 1978 ranch · Every receipt

Every fix. Every dollar. Every trip back to the store.

Welcome. I'm Marty. I do payroll for a living, I own a 1978 brick ranch outside Richmond, and the house and I have an arrangement. It breaks something, I fix it, and I write down exactly what that cost me. Deb says nobody wants to read the spreadsheet. Prove her wrong.

Marty standing arms-crossed in front of his 1978 brick ranch with a dented toolbox at his feet and Biscuit the terrier looking up at him

The Spreadsheet Says

3Jobs logged
$60.31The Damage so far
1Trips per job
$1.00Swear jar
0Under budget

Live numbers from every post on this site. The spreadsheet goes back to 2011, but you have to earn that.

Dept. 01 · Fresh off the workbench

Latest repairs

Dept. 02 · The patient

The house

Built in 1978. Brick, one story, crawlspace with opinions. The back-left corner of the yard holds water, the 2009 windows are starting to fog, and every door in the place swells each July like it's paid to.

Follow along long enough and you'll know this house better than your own. The full story.

Dept. 03 · Know your limits

Things I will not touch

  • Gas lines
  • The electrical panel
  • Garage door springs
  • Roofs
  • Anything structural
  • The sewer main

If your project is on this list, stop reading blogs and pay the man.

Dept. 04 · Recurring characters

The cast

Deb with a coffee mug in one hand and the list in the other, one eyebrow raised

Deb

Runs the list. Right more often than I care to type.

Biscuit the terrier sitting guiltily beside a chewed corner of door trim

Biscuit

Terrier mix. Scared of the shop vac.

Gary leaning on the fence rail, grinning, holding a cordless drill he is about to recommend

Gary

Owns every tool. Right about 60% of the time.

Big Ron, flat-top haircut and thick forearms, holding the good screwdriver

Big Ron

Six tools, most of my knowledge. The good screwdriver was his.